Everyone knows Florida is the hub for wacky news.

From an ex-boyfriend clinging to a car through speedy I-95 traffic to monstrous gators appearing in odd places, there’s always a wild news story going on in the southernmost state.

Even if you’ve never been a culprit in any of these bizarre incidents, did you know a quick Google search can tell you which Florida man you are?
Google 'Florida man' followed by your birthday — trust me, you want to.

Which Florida man, woman or child could you be? Could it be:

Florida woman bitten by kitten gets $48,512 hospital bill
Florida man's thirst for Pepsi gets him arrested
Florida man threatens to kill neighbors with 'kindness'
Florida woman's profanity-filled tantrum gets her kicked off JetBlue flight
Video: Florida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter

Here’s the tweet that started it all:

EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor

— swervin merv (@g_pratimaaa)March 19, 2019

And here's the Twitter moment capturing the attention of Florida man fans:

Your new zodiac sign is the headline that comes up when you do a search for "Florida man" and your birthdate.https://t.co/9RPUV0OACF

— Twitter Moments (@TwitterMoments)March 21, 2019

Laura Jazmin Tolliver is a digital reporter for GateHouse Media Group's Florida team, based in West Palm Beach, Fla. Jaz's stories, which run across digital, print and video platforms, are syndicated across the 22 Florida newspaper markets.